Pyramids~Even A Caveman Can Do It
Now the pyramids are something you can really sink your brain into. Scientists have logical and rational explanations and answers to this great achievement. These colossal geometrically perfect structures were built by human beings or aliens or someone with the IQ of Stephen Hawking. Scientists say they achieved this by using trees to roll 70 to 300 tons stones of granite and limestone up a ramp. Apparently, there is no way that a 300 ton stone would crush a tree. Remember that trees in abundance would had to have been around 10,000 years earlier than when scientists say the pyramids were built. The workers would have to have been extremely muscular. But you have seen the paintings of the supposed workers. I could kick these guys’ asses. They’re scrawny little things. And they never look you in the eye. They’re always looking to the side. Are they telling me that these puny little bakers and candle stick makers built the pyramids. Come on. That’s like saying the guys in the Village People actually did construction, firefighting and a police work.
The pyramids are not just in Egypt, there are pyramids here in the United States, South America, Australia, England, Scotland, Italy, Mongolia and Tibet and many many more all were built around the same time according to scientists. HMMMM. Sometime around 3100 BC all of the stone age morons on the entire planet, walking around with their groovy crude tools made of a rock and a piece of wood, draggin their women around by the hair were sitting around the fire one night scratching their asses and said “Hey, I just thought of something. If we take the radius of a circle, then the circumference of this circle which is the same as the perimeter of the base it provides the complimentary squaring of a circle and circling of a square. The key to this relationship is knowledge of the value of Pi in designing the angle of a pyramid which would be equal to exactly 51 degrees, 51 minutes, and 14.3 seconds. We can take this information and use it to build a huge ass pyramid so that we can put our dead bodies in it while we go on to the after life. (Not that there is any evidence pyramids were tombs).Yeah man. Let’s do it! Oh yeah and let’s not show anyone else how we did it.”
Here we have one of the greatest architectural accomplishments of all time supposedly achieved by these egocentric Kings who recorded every freaking thing from how to cure a snake bite to, how to grow wheat, embalm the dead in gory detail, but absolutely no record of how they built the pyramids. Nothing. They did leave hieroglyphics carved into stone of really cool space ships and planes but that was just to fuck with our heads. Ra and Ka and Thoth. Come on. This is what happens when we let the egocentric male artists rule the country. We end up with Phallic shaped monuments and Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor. The problem with suggesting our ancestors were aliens that built these structures and genetically engineered humans pisses of the religious people. I mean come on, a higher intelligence artificially inseminates a woman to create a more advance race. . .wait a minute. Isn't that how the story of Jesus begins?
The pyramids are not just in Egypt, there are pyramids here in the United States, South America, Australia, England, Scotland, Italy, Mongolia and Tibet and many many more all were built around the same time according to scientists. HMMMM. Sometime around 3100 BC all of the stone age morons on the entire planet, walking around with their groovy crude tools made of a rock and a piece of wood, draggin their women around by the hair were sitting around the fire one night scratching their asses and said “Hey, I just thought of something. If we take the radius of a circle, then the circumference of this circle which is the same as the perimeter of the base it provides the complimentary squaring of a circle and circling of a square. The key to this relationship is knowledge of the value of Pi in designing the angle of a pyramid which would be equal to exactly 51 degrees, 51 minutes, and 14.3 seconds. We can take this information and use it to build a huge ass pyramid so that we can put our dead bodies in it while we go on to the after life. (Not that there is any evidence pyramids were tombs).Yeah man. Let’s do it! Oh yeah and let’s not show anyone else how we did it.”
Here we have one of the greatest architectural accomplishments of all time supposedly achieved by these egocentric Kings who recorded every freaking thing from how to cure a snake bite to, how to grow wheat, embalm the dead in gory detail, but absolutely no record of how they built the pyramids. Nothing. They did leave hieroglyphics carved into stone of really cool space ships and planes but that was just to fuck with our heads. Ra and Ka and Thoth. Come on. This is what happens when we let the egocentric male artists rule the country. We end up with Phallic shaped monuments and Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor. The problem with suggesting our ancestors were aliens that built these structures and genetically engineered humans pisses of the religious people. I mean come on, a higher intelligence artificially inseminates a woman to create a more advance race. . .wait a minute. Isn't that how the story of Jesus begins?
Comments
Post a Comment